PHOTO: A real American A-10 combat plane after refueling.
Dribble was arrested again today for another misdemeanor offense. He was caught fooling around with the alliance's mascot, a life-size A-10 replica.
The family of the life-size replica was distressed over the event. Speaking for the family, Optimus Prime kept his comments short and to the point. "Don't do it, Dribble. It's dirty back there."
The british Prime Minister had no comment. Neither did French President Sarkozy initially, but then Carla Bruni showed up for an unexpected guitar rendition of her greatest hits. After that, when asked about the situation, French President Sarkozy said "Sacrebleu!!!" and stormed out of the conference room.
US President Obama was extremely concerned. He plans to create a relief fund of 27 billion US dollars for bereaved replicas and their families, and also form a commission to study the impact of Dribble's actions on the earth's climate.
You can donate your money to help the bereaved replica families through your local Red Cross office.
(this is a joke, don't send money)
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